Friday 16 January 2015

As a bull services a heifer (Dec. 10)

We must be reasonable and not get sick

                                                            by Robert LaFrance

            New Brunswick’s chief medical officer of health, Dr. Eilish Cleary, says the province’s health care system is “unsustainable”.
Here’s a warning: whenever you hear a politician in power or some high (meaning important) official refer to ANYTHING as “unsustainable”, continue listening or reading, because it won’t be long before they explain what they mean – closing  hospitals.
That wasn’t Dr. Cleary’s main message, although it was in there of course. Pesky rural hospitals are a pain. Her gist was that the Department of Health is focussing too much on taking care of the sick.
Writing in the latest issue of the Journal of New Brunswick, she opined that: “All the money that is spent in this province is not resulting in the population getting much healthier.” She cited “bed and facility closures” as examples in diverting spending to target the problem.
            Here’s the statement I thought the funniest: “Spending increasing amounts of money on a subset of the population – the ill – will never make us healthier as a whole.
If we want to be successful, we need to put the well-being of people first…the new government must learn to resist that temptation.”
            The further gist of her ideas was that people should get healthier and quickly by eating a better diet, by exercising and (no doubt) by thinking clean thoughts. “A charge must immediately be given to the Department of Health to truly become a Department of Health and not only a ‘Department of Sick Care,’” she said, adding that the political chips must fall where they may. (There’s always a simplistic solution if you don’t do a lot of thinking.)
            She’s absolutely right that our own obesity results in much of the sickness, but every year surely there are five or six people – maybe even a dozen – who fall off cabbage trucks and break their beans. I guess that once we all become athletes we just ignore those inconvenient few, including those who just plain get sick although they’re in generally good physical shape.
            I always cite the example of the late James F. Fixx, the jogging guru of North America. He didn’t have an ounce of fat on him, but crossed over from this world to the next via heart attack at the age of 52.
Here’s a point: Last week Dr. Cleary was in Sierra Leone, West Africa, working on the Ebola problem. Leaving aside the question of who financed her trip over there and why she wasn’t here being unsustainable, I wonder if she tells those who come in with the Ebola virus that they should exercise more and have a better diet.
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            As an experiment, one early morning when I couldn’t sleep, I called some of the companies that ‘service’ us (as a bull services a heifer). I wanted to check with NB Power, Bell Aliant, Shaw, Xplornet, and our insurance company as to how soon I could talk to a real person. I’m like that.
            The first company was right on the ball – it was only twelve minutes before I talked to ‘Raj’ whose accent was so thick it sounded like me trying to speak Swahili. Mind you, before I spoke to Raj, I first had to hear this: “We are sorry, but due to unexpected high call volume, all our operators are busy…etc. etc.”
            After I had gone through the usual tag team activities of punching numbers, the next company answered with: “We are sorry, but due to unexpected high call volume, all our operators are busy…etc. etc.” In 14 minutes I spoke to someone named Terry or Terri. I didn’t feel I knew her well enough to ask her how to spell her name.
            The third and final company (the sun was breaking over the woodshed) was amazing. Seven minutes and there was Raj, the same Raj. I should add that before I spoke to Raj again – we were old pals by this time – I got this shocking message: “We are sorry, but due to unexpected high call volume, all our operators are busy…etc. etc.”
            How could it be that Raj was working in two different call centres at the same time and how could it be that the same voice gave the following message for all three companies? “We are sorry, but due to unexpected high call volume, all our operators are busy…etc. etc.”

            I think it’s magic. Of course another astonishing thing is that all three companies were suffering “unexpected” high call volumes at the same time. Perhaps they should start ‘expecting’ (and quit lying).
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