Sunday, 11 November 2018

Gluttony and gluten-free (Sept 19)


Election signs, gluttony and tail-gaters

                                    by Robert LaFrance

            Where the hell did the politicians or hopeful politicians find all that wood to make their election signs?
            The day before the New Brunswick election was officially called, somebody who seemed to know a lot was on television and complaining that our province was running out of wood; twenty-four hours later every lawn and spare space held a sign extolling the virtues of this man or that woman who was perfectly willing to solve all New Brunswick’s problems if only we would elect them to the legislature.
            “That (bunch of bums) have ruined our province,” an opposition candidate might say at the same time that the government candidate was saying “look at all we’ve done for you!” It’s enough to confuse us unsophisticated voters and make us wish the Rhinoceros Party were back. They were the ones who were going to repeal the Laws of Gravity.
            Some of their promises even made sense. Major lottery winners would receive, instead of money, a seat in the Senate; the party promised to encourage higher education by building taller schools; they suggested making the Trans Canada Highway one-way only, but didn’t say which way, and they had many more sensible things to say.
            But I really started out to say this when I got sidetracked onto the Rhinoceros Party: The signs we see on lawns are confusing me. Andrew Harvey and Margaret Johnson signs seem to be everywhere, but now and then I saw a sign referring to someone named Exit. That turned out to be a real estate company. It’s hard on my old head.
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            A little over six years ago I created a Facebook page called “Old Photos of Victoria County” – mostly of southern Victoria County – and one could say it has been fairly successful. It’s mostly about Perth-Andover and area, and although Perth-Andover’s population is fewer than 1800, as of yesterday I had 4310 members.
            It’s great to read about the old days, like when Perth businesses, including eleven grocery stores in 1932, occupied both sides of Main Street, and it’s also great to read a posting that is cheerful and optimistic and not those of “the town is dying” kind.
            A few days ago a charter member of the Facebook page, Eva McLaughlin, wrote this: “Perth-Andover is a happening place...look at the waterfront this year and the new pharmacies are wonderful, plus new construction in that area. I am within walking distance of most anything I need except the Post Office and I could and have actually walked over there as well. Things change, new growth, busy Market all summer. No, it is not the same town due to the ravages of the flooding but it is still a wonderful, caring community…Things never remain the same and neither do we...that is called life.”
            Kudos to Eva!
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            In other news and comments from the area, I hereby point out that there is a lot of dieting going on, all over the place, and I have learned a few things since someone close to me was diagnosed last year with Lyme Disease. I did have an objection at first to some of the phrases being thrown around this house. Number one, I was not happy to be called a glutton. Then she said to me: “Bob, I am on a gluten free diet, and the fact that those two words look so much alike is a mere coincidence.” She said this as I was slurping down the last of my decidedly not gluten-free lasagna.
            On the related subject of tail-gaters, I have been negotiating with UNB in the matter of setting up a credit course on that subject: “The Psychology of Tailgating and Tail-gaters”. I don’t know why, but our 2017 Toyota Corolla seems to be a magnet for these folks. Starting across the Kilburn flat a few days ago, I was amazed to see, in my rear-view mirror, a late model Chevvy so close I couldn’t see the grill of her car. There was no reason to be so close; it is a wide road and there weren’t any other vehicles on that stretch. I was going the speed limit and possibly a bit over. I slowed down to encourage her to pass and she stayed right there. At the end of the flat I pulled off the pavement and she finally went by, then drove 75 km/hr the rest of the way to town. I didn’t tail-gate.
            While I am ranting about drivers, I might as well mention that the auto companies nowadays build their vehicles so that the drivers’ seat belts can be clicked on well before he or she pulls out into traffic, but how many times have we seen people pull out and not put on their seat belts until 300 metres down the road?
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