Wednesday 28 October 2015

The wicked witch is dead (Oct. 28 column)

DIARY

Harper went to the polls and was exorcised

                                                            by Robert LaFrance

            Good morning. I deliberately waited until the day after election day before starting to write this column.
Yesterday morning voters were streaming into the polls in numbers I had never seen. I had voted in the 4-day advance poll which had a vastly larger number than any previous one. Glad to help.
            How I voted is none of your business, but I am sure that Stephen Harper and many of his merry band of attack ad mavens (which does not include retiring MP Mike Allen, who was our government member for many years and served with integrity and class) were baffled as to why they are now on the Opposition benches.
            The word ‘nasty’ was one I have often used to describe the Stephen Harper campaign. It turned out that Justin Trudeau had 78 days to get ‘ready’ and it turned out that Canadians responded to his non-nasty message with their votes.
            At the age of 67, I have voted in many election campaigns and have never endured one as nasty and unprincipled as Stephen Harper’s. That niqab issue was deliberately set afoot in Quebec, which over the years has proved itself over the top as an ‘anti-furriner’ province. Show them a race or a religion to hate and they will go for it. Muslim women endured curses and worse after Harper brought up the niqab issue as a desperate attempt to drain votes that might have gone Liberal. It turned out that his nastiness dragged votes from the NDP in Quebec and sent them TO the Liberals.
               On election day, October 19, (at last!) I was interested in reading some of the Facebook posts by people around here: “Ladies and Gentlemen, the time has come to give Harper his walking ticket! He's disconnected from reality, he's done nothing more than create division among Canadians and his fear-mongering tactics are comparable to every political tyrant we've ever learned of in History class. And furthermore, I'm sick of seeing his ignorant and benighted commercials.”
            Another comment from a local guy: “Get out there and vote people, don’t make no difference who you vote for as long as Harper goes down the road.”
            And this one that was the best written of them all: “Today is the day...and let’s just say we got rid of Harper with a moccasin print on his ass. lol...VOTE!!!”
            That pretty much covers it.
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            As I write this, the Toronto Blue Jays – said to be ‘Canada’s team’ – just lost last evening 14-2 to Kansas City, putting them behind three games to one in the American League Championship series. Later news reports made a big deal of the fact that athletes are superstitious and maybe that was a reason for the loss. No kidding.
            One of the Blue Jays didn’t want one of his former coaches to attend the game because every time he did the Jays lost. So the former coach went to a dingy bar and watched the game from a corner. Seriously.
            Wayne Gretzky used to have a certain way to tuck in his jersey but he apparently didn’t have it tucked in on October 19, because he supported Stephen Harper who went from that endorsement to one from crack-smoking Rob Ford, former mayor of Toronto.
            When, as a teenager, I attempted to play hockey for the Currie Road Ramblers, I noticed that a couple of the players, when they had laced on their skates, always skated over to the net on the north side of the rink and tapped it with their left hand. One of them tapped it twice, and one tapped it three times. So silly. I tapped the south side net THREE times and we always won, but only when I didn’t play.
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            We don’t get a lot of Palestinians here in New Brunswick, and certainly Victoria County, but one has to sympathize with their plight in the Middle East. For several weeks young Palestinians have been attacking Israelis, especially around Jerusalem because of something they think the Israelis had done.
            So the Israelis are equally to be pitied because just walking down the street can get them killed. It’s a killing field to be sure and there are even ‘suicide bombers’, some of them female, which I have not noticed before. The males who do this are supposed to enjoy the favours of eighty virgins, so one wonders about the females.
            Another weird aspect of this little war - and big wars have been started for less – is that some Palestinian mothers are proud of their sons who blow themselves all the way to Berlin.

One mother interviewed by CBC-TV said she’d be happy to supply her other son for the glory of the struggle. In the background was the other son and I could see him saying to her: “Come on ma, can’t we find a cousin or something?”
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