Tuesday 29 April 2014

I'll never again believe Facebook (April 30)

Some observations about the recent near-flood

                                                            by Robert LaFrance

            As I write, its looks as if Perth-Andover has escaped The Flood of 2014 which looked pretty certain for a while, as if 2012 and 2014 were destined to become bookends in the village’s history.
            I can only think of the word ‘miracle’ (and possibly, so far, the phrase ‘dodged a bullet’) when trying to come up with a name for this year’s event that turned out not to be as much an EVENT as it had been almost 25 months earlier. The thickness of the St. John River ice, the huge snow pack from those 3,823 winter storms – it could have been a disaster for sure, but there must have been an intervention from Somewhere, if you know what I mean.
            Nevertheless, there was a great deal of inconvenience to area residents and a few cases of “Who woulda ever thunk it?”.
            The Beech Glen Road (Jawbone Mountain) washouts were quite bizarre. One story I heard – and I refuse to actually do research on this – is that a garbage barrel found its way to one end of a culvert and then Murphy’s Law took over. Because the rushing water couldn’t get through the culvert, it chose the next easier route – across the road. Of course it took out the road, and, as if preparing for a flood wasn’t enough, D.O.T. had to haul dozens of loads of gravel to fix up that road so vehicles could get by.
            This is the odd part: after the road was fixed up enough for travel, they left the ‘road closed’ signs up for many days. True, the road wasn’t pretty, but it was certainly driveable. Whoever left up those signs didn’t seem to realize that people from Lower Kintore and Kincardine – even Muniac if their road was closed – had to travel via Kintore Road to the Tobique River and Highway 109 just to get to Perth. From my house this journey was 35 km, although going over an admittedly rough Beech Glen Road was only about 14 km.
            One of the first roads to be covered with a foot or so of water was, as always,  Highway 105 north of Perth, where the late Abner Paul used to have his Tobique Wigwam shop, and the second was Muniac Road. After the 2012 flood I spoke to Provincial Cabinet Minister Bruce Fitch and explained carefully that, if Muniac Road were closed and the P-A bridge were closed, the only way to get downriver – including White Elephant Hospital – was to drive via Arthurette and Grand Falls, unless Brooks Bridge happened to be open – not likely.
            This time Muniac Road was closed yet again, because no road-raising had been done. Possibly the money spent for government officials to attend Nelson Mandela’s funeral was the money destined for Muniac.
            One of the most important lessons we should all have learned this time though, was that Facebook is not to be trusted.
            We should all have learned this by now, but I for one evidently needed a jackhammer to pound it in. I don’t know how many times I read that Perth-Andover bridge had been closed (It hadn’t been closed at all), but I am certain it was more than five. After the flood danger seemed past, I read that Highway 105 below Perth was now open. Even though ‘road closed’ signs were still up on that road, just below Kilburn, I assumed it was a Beech Glen Road deal and ignored them.
            A kilometre or so below the P-A lagoon, the road was blocked D.O.T. vehicles and a large load of gravel. They politely told me that there was still water over the road at the lagoon and that I was an idiot for believing Facebook. No, they didn’t say that last part out loud, but I did. So I had to drive back down to Muniac Road, over to Kintore Road, and then pretend that Beech Glen Road was open in spite of the ‘road closed’ signs. Good thing; I don’t think the Toyota could have taken another trip across those Upper Kintore ‘yes-ma’ams’. At one spot I drove right over the top of an Austin Mini.

            All in all – except for that business of leaving ‘road closed’ signs on Beech Glen Road that was clearly driveable, things went quite well. All the emergency workers were ready for action. Unlike 2012, EMO seemed to be watching, and Beechwood Dam operators were drinking coffee instead of warm milk this time. However, there is the little matter of raising vital roads and having up-to-date phone lines (with live persons  answering) and a website to tell people what roads are open. I, and most people I know,  are fed up with getting voicemail when we want to find out whether this road or that road is now open. Facebook ain’t it. We’ll talk more later.
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