Friday 21 June 2013

Git them country people into town! (June 19 column)


One law for the rich, one for the cynical 

                                                  by Robert LaFrance 

            Last week, after my column appeared, someone told me I was being too cynical and pessimistic. A newspaper reporter and columnist, cynical?

            Those alleged $236 million in cuts in our health care department will of course all come down to one thing – close rural hospitals so that cabinet ministers and city newspaper editors can make sure THEIR hospitals are ‘ready, aya, ready!’ when the flashing lights appear in their driveways.

            More than any other time in my 65 years, rural New Brunswick is being victimized, marginalized, downsized and any number of other words that end in ‘ized’. Every time I open my daily paper from the city, there’s yet another story about us selfish rural residents who won’t do the decent thing and become city dwellers, or cheer when the governments move more of our services to the cities.

            Look at all the money we’re wasting on rural schools when we could just bus all the kids to the nearest city. Look at the money we waste by having our blood samples collected here and then sent at great expense to Saint John or Timbuktu. Why, we should just take the 6-hour drive, down and back, to save them all that trouble of sending it.

            That rant’s over. Let’s move on to the next one.
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            In my never-ending rant on redundancy, I refer you to one of the latest – ‘moving forward’. People, and I include politicians in that category, often slip that phrase into a sentence that is perfectly happy without it. Watch for it, and sneer when you hear it. It joins our old friends ‘hot water heater’, ‘continue on’, and ‘all-pervasive’. Oh, yes, and there’s another old favourite: ‘at this particular moment in time’. Wouldn’t the word ‘now’ suffice?

            And another thing, how is a ‘forensic audit’ different from a regular audit? Do they have a team of CSI type investigators looking for bloodstains on the company’s two sets of books? Also, if I hear the word ‘iconic’ one more time, referring to a celebrity, I shall, in the words of Beatrix Potter, go distracted.

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            Speaking of audits, Senator Pamela Wallin’s expense claims are about to hit the fan. A new report I just heard on CBC Radio (93.3 FM) said that some of the details have leaked out “and it is said to be even worse than Mike Duffy’s”. Whew! Can we stand any more claims of these fat cats (as the saying goes) ripping us off?

            Let me see now…we have senators who haven’t, to this point, had to provide any proof whatsoever of their expense claims. The fox in the chicken coop indeed!

            Readers, let’s all be honest. Suppose each of us was or were allowed to claim up to $50 for a meal when we are (allegedly) doing government business. Suppose we went to Tilley Takeout and the meal came to $15.46. Wouldn’t there be just a WEE bit of temptation to round that off to $39.50? Or perhaps even fifty dollars just to keep the numbers even. After all, we have to think of the person adding up the expenses. Wouldn’t $50 be easier for him or her to add up than $15.46?

            Back to Pamela Wallin: During their careers as CTV journalists, they exposed more than one example of fraud and the fixing of books. Didn’t they think of that when they made their ‘clerical errors’ that will probably end up totalling a quarter million dollars or? I’ve been watching the news coverage and I have formed the opinion that the CTV reporters on this story are even more vicious than Duffy and Wallin were in their day.

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            Another story I have been watching with interest is the Oland murder case from Saint John. It is always enlightening to watch the entire newscast and see stories about other murders. In those cases, where the accused is not associated with a large pile of money, the murder might take place on a Tuesday and by Friday the trial is over and the accused is sent to the gallows.

            Oops. A bit of exaggeration there. The point, of course, is that when the suspect has money or access to money it seems to take longer for ‘justice’ to be served. But I suppose justice, like revenge, is a dish best served cold.

            Let each of us picture if we were the suspect in the case. Would it be twenty-five months or so before my name or your name were released to the public? I fear not. More like twenty-five minutes.

            If I were a cynical type I would say that there’s ‘one law for the rich and one law for the poor’ but let us remember that Dennis Oland hasn’t even been charged yet and it may well be that someone else did the dirty deed. However, for our Canadian law to work, shouldn’t it at least seem to be applied equally to rich and poor?
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