Tuesday 22 January 2013

The bizarre world of EI 'reform' (Jan. 23 column)


There was no one left to speak for me

 

                                                            by Robert LaFrance
 

            There has been a certain amount of controversy about the EI changes that recently passed into law by the now-famous behemoth known as an Omnibus Bill. That particular method, which the government calls C-45 and I call a D-11 Caterpillar bulldozer, passed, with very little debate, about 450 pages of new laws and revisions.

            I can say with confidence that this is the closest I have seen Canada come to being a dictatorship in my nearly six and a half decades on this orb.

            Back to the subject of the EI changes, one Tory MP said: ‘a year from now we will wonder what all the fuss was about’, but if you ask Janine Dubrovsky, she can tell you now. Up until the changes, she was “living the life” on her nearly $300 bi-weekly cheque – getting some groceries every week, putting up to ten dollars worth of gas into her 1991 Hyundai every week, and paying her rent with as many as $34 to spare each month. She was also able to buy several Christmas presents for her two nieces. Splurging indeed.

            The day after the changes came into effect, Janine received a polite letter from the EI people. She had been laid off her regular job since October 29 because sales were down etc. and EI wanted her to take another job – in Minto. “But I can’t take a job in Minto,” she said to the nice man when she called him in his newly renovated ($12,481 worth of Ikea) office in Moncton. “That’s a 2-hour drive in the summer. It’s winter and my car is over two decades old.”

            “According to our data, it should take you fifty-nine minutes to drive from your home to Minto,” the man said. “That falls under our new criteria. Can you start Monday?”

            Janine said that she drove an Hyundai and not a Cessna and he must have his geography mixed up. She lives north of Perth-Andover, just south of Portage. She said that not even her brother Bill, who drives a stock car in the summer, could make Minto in fifty-nine minutes from her home.

            There was a pregnant pause, for two reasons. The EI man said: “We somehow had the impression that you lived in Stanley, NB. I do beg your pardon…(a rustling of papers)…would you be able to report for work in Woodstock Monday morning? Oh, wait! That’s Woodstock, Ontario…”

            The conversation went on for a while longer, but then Janine said she had to go. I mean she REALLY had to go, like to the obstetrics department in Perth-Andover. She had THOUGHT she was only eight and a half months pregnant. Then she remembered that Hotel Dieu no longer has obstetrics. She would have remembered sooner, but the notice from the hospital came in the mail and her group box was four miles away.

            “My governments in action,” she muttered, and called her cousin Vinnie whom she would get to drive her to Waterville, that is downtown metropolitan Waterville where, as everyone knows, there is ‘a critical mass’ of patients and that’s why they built the hospital there in the first place.

            The EI guy called her cellphone just as she and Vinnie were leaving. “Good news,” he said, “there aren’t any jobs within an hour from your home so your EI cheque is okay for a while. Too bad you don’t live three minutes nearer Waterville; there’s a custodian job there you could take.”

            She refrained from telling him that she was going to that very place, because he would have debited the amount her gasoline cost from her next cheque.

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            Those familiar with my column recognize the preceding as an example of allegory and perhaps not the literal truth, but it’s close enough for government work.

            We all have examples in which the government – of whatever level – does things that defy not only logic, but imagination and thought itself.

            The federal government’s two omnibus bills do not, however, fall into those categories. They are first-class examples of a majority government bulldozing through its agenda – and I do mean bulldozing.
 
            Bill C-45, the latest of the two and the one that spawned the Idle No More protests, is a 453-page piece of in-your-face legislation which, if we all read it carefully (and who has a weekend to spare?) would astonish us with its changes to the Canadian way of life.

            Do you think the First Nations people – and many non-natives - who stand with protest signs in bitter winter weather are there for entertainment?
 
            Of course not. Bill C-45 affects us all. It is a piece of legislation that is only the second step in a larger plan. It's time to start reading.
 
            Remember the old saying: “First they came for the communists and I didn’t speak out because I wasn’t a communist…Next they came for the socialists and and I didn’t speak out because I wasn’t a socialist...Then they came for the trade unionists and I didn’t speak out because I wasn’t a trade unionist…Then they came for me and there was no one left to speak for me.”
 
         If we don’t pay attention to - and read - these omnibus bills, we are going to be in big trouble.
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