Snail
mail (1967) vs. email (2012)
by
Robert LaFrance
“Can it be that it was so simple
then, or has time rewritten every line? If we had the chance to do it all
again, would we? Could we?”
Those are lines sung by Barbra
Streisand in the movie ‘The Way We Were’. Every day, as I grow more and more
ancient, I wonder about that. Would we do the same things we did back then,
like in 2008 or even earlier? (That’s as far back as my memory goes and even
then it’s spotty.)
‘The good old days’ is not a phrase
I use often. After all, what would I do without email, the Internet, and those
spring-loaded dog collars that are the only way I can possibly keep hold of the
giant mongrel Kezman who lives here?
The reason I started thinking along
these lines was that I was recently talking to a hockey coach who said he had
several young players and several who will graduate next June. He said it was a
good mixture of the young and the old.
“The old?” I
thought to myself (which is my favourite way). “So age seventeen is old now?” I
continued talking to myself, which they say is a sign you have money in the
bank, which I do. Tonnes of it.
So I talked to a few students around that age
about whether they felt old at their age.
“Well, yeah,” said one. “I read in a
book – on the Internet, Wikipedia actually – that sometimes even young people
felt like ‘elder statesmen’. I’ve been a student for a dozen years now, which
is a long time to be in one job. People nowadays have eight or ten careers in
their lives because things are changing so fast. A computer program that was
brand new five years ago is like ancient history now, like as old as you are.”
He didn’t really say that last part.
I put that in just to add some conflict to this otherwise uninspiring column.
To him, the Beatles are part of
ancient history as well, as are the Soviet Union, Brian Mulroney, and common
sense – all gone before he was born. To me, ancient history is the 1950s when
we children expected to be nuked any minute, World War II and certainly World
War I, the days without computers in every house, and people who could remember
the 19th century.
Probably the biggest change of all
is today’s instant communication. It’s amazing. A university student in
Vancouver can send a text message to his dad at 2:00 pm and say he desperately
needs money for a vital set of books (beer) and the dad can email or otherwise
electronically transfer that money to him by 2:05 pm.
Here’s what it was like when I was attempting to
attend post-secondary school in the late 1960s:
Attending UNB Fredericton, I needed
fifty dollars for two geology books. I had three cents in my bank account and
my father had no phone. I phoned the neighbours who had just had installed the
first phone on our road in Tilley and asked them to get father to mail me $50
in cash.
Four days later no money. I phoned the neighbours again (Don’t ask me
how I, with three cents, managed two long-distance calls from phone booths –
remember them? - because it wasn't strictly ethical) and they said he didn’t have my mailing address, so he had to
drive to Woodland, Maine (near Caribou) to ask my aunt for the address. She
wasn’t home, so he drove to Grand Falls to see my other aunt who gave him the
address.
He had sent the money
four days earlier. Right after I had hung up that
second phone call, I went to the mailbox of my rooming house. Sure enough, my
face lit up to find an envelope with the return address Tilley on it. Good old Dad! I knew he would come through.
I quickly
tore it open to find nothing but a single sheet of writing paper. “Dear
son, I had five 10-dollar bills ready to put in this envelope and then by mistake
I sealed it. I am very sorry and will try and send it by next weekend if I can
find your address again. When I put it on the envelope, it was the only place I
wrote it down. I’ll have to drive to Grand Falls again to get it, but I don’t
have any money for gas right now.
“Wait a
minute,” he continued. “I just found five 10-dollar bills in my pocket!” Just
about then I was in despair, but since I had just gotten paid $60 for working
part-time in a small grocery store, I decided to use that money instead of the
cash good old Dad would have sent if he hadn’t sealed the envelope already.
Since the Riverview Arms tavern (long since demolished) was a good spot to buy
secondhand books, I decided to go there for a while. I woke up a week later in
Campbell River, BC.
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